If I Had SIX Billion Dollars

If I Had SIX Billion Dollars
Barenaked Broadbands
In honor of the stimulus package and with apologies to the BareNaked Ladies.

If I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
I’d used unlicensed spectrum
(I would used unlicensed spectrum)
If I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
I’d buy you Femtocells for your house
(Maybe a nice Samsung or something from Thomson)
And if I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you mobility for your Car
(A reliable signal to your car)
If I had six billion dollars
I’d buy your access
If I had six billion dollars
I’d build a network for your yard
If I had six billion dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had six billion dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny social network up there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open discussions and stuff
There would already be laid out tools for us
Like little pre-wrapped widgets and things
They have pre-wrapped wrapped but they don’t have pre-wrapped networks
Well, can you blame ’em
Uh, yeah
If I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some fiber
(But not a lot of fibers that’s excess)
And if I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an PVR
(Yep, like a TiVo or a Slingbox)
And if I had six billion dollars
(If I had a six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some computers
(Ooh, all them crazy media player boxes)
And If I had six billion dollars
I’d buy you access
If I had six billion dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had six billion dollars
Now, we’d use telepresence ’cause it costs more
If I had six billion dollars
We wouldn’t have to worry about bandwith costs
But we would use bandwidth 
Of course
we would, we’d just use more
And buy really expensive IP phones with it
That’s right, all the fanciest devices smartphones, iPods! 
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had six billion dollars 
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d make sure it was green 
(But not so green that you had to peddle, that’s cruel)
And if I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some camera (A Logitech or a Sony)
If I had six billion dollars
(If I had six billion dollars)
Well, I’d buy you video system 
(Haven’t you always wanted a video system)
If I had six billion dollars 
I’d buy you access
If I had six billion dollars,
If I had six billion dollars
If I had six billion dollars,
If I had six billion dollars
If I had six billion dollars
We’d be connected.